Celebrities Heading to Oblivion
Here’s the latest celebrities boarding the 747 to oblivion. Only three at the moment but there will be a second lot going through passport control over the weekend.
Seat #13: Tom Cruise (aka Thomas Cruise Mapother IV)
I’m kind of tired of Tom Cruise and I particularly dislike his vocal support of the cult Scientology. His career has been financially successful but has he really done anything worth watching since Top Gun? No. That’s over 20 years of drivel and he gets a seat on that basis alone.
Now, the Scientology thing. I’m not a fan of cults and I don’t think someone in the public eye should be trying to get the weak and vulnerable to part with their cash. And, I’m also tired of being offered a free stress test by Scientology cult members every time I walk down Tottenham Court Road.
Worse than the homeless begging for skag money.





