By Ashley on Friday, April 11, 2008Filed Under: Celebrity, Celebrity 747, Featured
A huge response to the first week of Celebrity 747 saw over 45 names thrown into the mixer….whilst some are obviously very irritating, notably the likes of Paris and Lindsay….we like to think that they are a given…they may even end up piloting the plane, so for now they can wait for a barren week of check-ins!
The celebrities making their way down the air walk this week are. . . . .
Seat #7: Ulrika Jonsson
What can I say…..anyone who stands by their man after a public beating in a Paris Bar during the 1998 World Cup deserves to board this flight…….also involved in Svengate….that Swedish Bizarre Love triangle, whilst doing little for this talentless Swede, cost another one the biggest job in football….what a turnip!
By PaulDM on Wednesday, April 2, 2008Filed Under: Annoying, Celebrity, Celebrity 747, Featured
The time has come to check in our first 6 so-called celebrities onto flight CLB100, the celebrity 747 that we all want to see filled up and crashed into the side of a big mountain.
There will be no seatbelts, oxygen masks, emergency lighting or big inflatable slides. We really want to make sure they are going down with the plane and not surviving like they did on that film Alive.
The celebrities making their way to check in and through security this week are. . . . .
Seat #1: Amy Winehouse
 
By PaulDM on Wednesday, March 26, 2008Filed Under: Annoying, Celebrity, Featured
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There’s another nude celebrity photo scandal coming our way. . .
New mother and all round annoying celebrity, Geri Halliwell (aka Ginger Spice of Spice Girl fame) is livid about a set of nude photos to be published in the June 08 edition of Hustler magazine.Â
The pictures show Geri as a teenager posing in nothing but fishnet stockings.
By PaulDM on Thursday, March 20, 2008Filed Under: Annoying, Celebrity
The Sun has reported today that pregnant waste of space Kerry Katona has checked into the Priory.  She was feeling “a little down”.Â
Allegedly, the low level celebrity’s husband was having an affair (well, do you blame him?) and she needed to get away from the press and …
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