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Supposedly Kurt Cobain’s ashes have been stolen.  Check out the following from the LA Times:
Things sure seem to go missing a lot at Courtney Love’s house. Identity, husband’s ashes, thousands of dollars’ worth of jewelry. . .
Courtney Love reportedly told News of the World that someone nicked a pink teddy bear-shaped bag that contained …

Here’s the latest celebrities boarding the 747 to oblivion.  Only three at the moment but there will be a second lot going through passport control over the weekend.

Seat #13: Tom Cruise (aka Thomas Cruise Mapother IV)

I’m kind of tired of Tom Cruise and I particularly dislike his vocal support of the cult Scientology.  His career has been financially successful but has he really done anything worth watching since Top Gun?  No.  That’s over 20 years of drivel and he gets a seat on that basis alone.

Now, the Scientology thing.  I’m not a fan of cults and I don’t think someone in the public eye should be trying to get the weak and vulnerable to part with their cash.  And, I’m also tired of being offered a free stress test by Scientology cult members every time I walk down Tottenham Court Road.

Worse than the homeless begging for skag money.

A huge response to the first week of Celebrity 747 saw over 45 names thrown into the mixer….whilst some are obviously very irritating, notably the likes of Paris and Lindsay….we like to think that they are a given…they may even end up piloting the plane, so for now they can wait for a barren week of check-ins!
The celebrities making their way down the air walk this week are. . . . .
Seat #7: Ulrika Jonsson


What can I say…..anyone who stands by their man after a public beating in a Paris Bar during the 1998 World Cup deserves to board this flight…….also involved in Svengate….that Swedish Bizarre Love triangle, whilst doing little for this talentless Swede, cost another one the biggest job in football….what a turnip!

The time has come to check in our first 6 so-called celebrities onto flight CLB100, the celebrity 747 that we all want to see filled up and crashed into the side of a big mountain.

There will be no seatbelts, oxygen masks, emergency lighting or big inflatable slides.  We really want to make sure they are going down with the plane and not surviving like they did on that film Alive.

The celebrities making their way to check in and through security this week are. . . . .

Seat #1: Amy Winehouse

 

 

There’s another nude celebrity photo scandal coming our way. . .

New mother and all round annoying celebrity, Geri Halliwell (aka Ginger Spice of Spice Girl fame) is livid about a set of nude photos to be published in the June 08 edition of Hustler magazine. 

The pictures show Geri as a teenager posing in nothing but fishnet stockings.

….Calling all passengers, calling all passengers.

This is the first call for Flight CLB100 to Anonymity. Will any passengers with special needs ….[oh wait, that is all 385 of them]…  please make themselves known to the Escapework.net stewards at the departure gate.

The flight we have all been waiting for …

The Sun has reported today that pregnant waste of space Kerry Katona has checked into the Priory.  She was feeling “a little down”. 

Allegedly, the low level celebrity’s husband was having an affair (well, do you blame him?) and she needed to get away from the press and …

 

One of the most talked about and speculated divorce settlements of the last few years has finally been decided by a high court judge today.  Heather Mills will walk away from her marriage to Sir Paul McCartney with a cool £24.3m.  Not bad for 4 …

Escapework.net Escapework.net was at the premiere of the new Gillian Armstrong film at Sydney’s iconic State Theatre last night. Hitting the Red Carpet along with the Escapework.net team and the gorgeous Welsh actress were co-stars Guy Pearce, Saoirse Ronan and Director Gillian Armstrong.

Chris Evans has led a colourful life that’s for sure.  I remember listening to him on the Virgin breakfast show when in my late teens and thinking he was the funniest guy ever.  In reality, just another breakfast presenter out to shock. His downfall is well documented.

My surprise …