By Paul on Thursday, April 17, 2008Filed Under: Annoying, Celebrity, Celebrity 747, Featured
Here’s the latest celebrities boarding the 747 to oblivion. Only three at the moment but there will be a second lot going through passport control over the weekend.
Seat #13: Tom Cruise (aka Thomas Cruise Mapother IV)
I’m kind of tired of Tom Cruise and I particularly dislike his vocal support of the cult Scientology. His career has been financially successful but has he really done anything worth watching since Top Gun? No. That’s over 20 years of drivel and he gets a seat on that basis alone.
Now, the Scientology thing. I’m not a fan of cults and I don’t think someone in the public eye should be trying to get the weak and vulnerable to part with their cash. And, I’m also tired of being offered a free stress test by Scientology cult members every time I walk down Tottenham Court Road.
Worse than the homeless begging for skag money.
By Ashley on Friday, April 11, 2008Filed Under: Celebrity, Celebrity 747, Featured
A huge response to the first week of Celebrity 747 saw over 45 names thrown into the mixer….whilst some are obviously very irritating, notably the likes of Paris and Lindsay….we like to think that they are a given…they may even end up piloting the plane, so for now they can wait for a barren week of check-ins!
The celebrities making their way down the air walk this week are. . . . .
Seat #7: Ulrika Jonsson
What can I say…..anyone who stands by their man after a public beating in a Paris Bar during the 1998 World Cup deserves to board this flight…….also involved in Svengate….that Swedish Bizarre Love triangle, whilst doing little for this talentless Swede, cost another one the biggest job in football….what a turnip!
By Paul on Wednesday, April 2, 2008Filed Under: Annoying, Celebrity, Celebrity 747, Featured
The time has come to check in our first 6 so-called celebrities onto flight CLB100, the celebrity 747 that we all want to see filled up and crashed into the side of a big mountain.
There will be no seatbelts, oxygen masks, emergency lighting or big inflatable slides. We really want to make sure they are going down with the plane and not surviving like they did on that film Alive.
The celebrities making their way to check in and through security this week are. . . . .
Seat #1: Amy Winehouse
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