So what is the Celebrity 747? Well, it’s a concept that came out of conversations about the so-called celebrities out there who are just a waste of space. You know, the ones who have no talent but seem to end up on the front covers of magazines for being drunk, on drugs, off drugs, fighting in public and generally nothing of value.
The question asked is, “If you knew a 747 was going to crash into the side of a mountain, which celebrities would you want on that plane?”
We’re going to answer that question on escapework.net. Each week we’ll round up the most annoying celebs and check them in for their final flight. We’ll keep this page updated with the latest passengers. Also, once the plane is full we’ll be asking you, the readers, to vote for the cockpit team!
If you don’t agree with our selections or need to get a ticket for a celeb, email us at 747@escapework.net
There are 385 seats on a 747 and here are our passengers . . . . .
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