Bill Gates on the Celebrity 747
Filed Under: Annoying, Celebrity 747, Featured, The Wall of Technology
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So, it has come to this. After an evening of working on my laptop I am tearing my hair out with frustration. Why? Because Internet Explorer has locked up my computer for the fifth time leaving me with no choice but to hit the power button, again. What a waste of my time!
I am getting tired of IE constantly slowing me down. Why does it use so much resource? Why is it so damned slow? Hopefully someone out there will be able to tell me.
On top of an extremely slow browser I seem to have Windows downloading security updates nearly every day. Is the operating system really this flawed?
For these crimes, I have to put Bill Gates on the Celebrity 747 to oblivion. I’m sorry but we have had enough of your software slowing down the world’s productivity. Not to mention the many security flaws allowing every hacker under the sun access to our systems and personal details.
See ya later Bill. Oh and by the way, the plane is running Windows Vista. Best of luck.
To see who Bill is sharing the plane with take a look at the Celebrity 747 page
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Ashley | May 29, 2008 | Reply
MS are finished, long live Google